They say “don’t play the race card” as they lay out their WHITE SILENCE LIMITED EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC DECK across the table.
LMFAOOOOO*plays the Blue-Eyed White Misogyny card* *follows up with Reverse Racism trap card* *negates your Dark Magician with a We Have It Hard Too defense +3000*
They also play the “White Privilege Magic Card” which boosts your life points by +4000 and it stays in play, boosting life points for every card they have in play.
White privilege is being able to wear the Black Panthers logo. Apparently, Forever 21 thinks it’s cute to make a top with the Black Panthers logo and market it to white women as trendy and vintage. I guarantee a black person could not be caught dead wearing the Black Panther logo. They’d lock us up if we were lucky, and if we weren’t as lucky, they’d put a bullet in our head and the whole world would get one look at the top and decide we definitely had it coming.
When you think of the 90s, it’s hard not to think of Brandy; she was everywhere from music, to television, to fashion. And right along with her was a fresh head of braids to make us all rush out and get some of our own (don’t forget the baby hairs gelled down). Let’s take this time to pay homage to those glorious braids.
Let’s not forget the barbie doll!
Bikini Bottom just got real..