Did you know that you needed to listen to Jigglypuff sing the Game of Thrones theme
This is my life. This is what I’m doing with my life
ocelots are so fucking adorable.
LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D
OH GOD IT HAS DEMON EYES I BET THIS IS CROWLEY’S FAVOURITE ANIMAL OTHER THAN HELL HOUNDS AND HUMANS
thats quite a reach
You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.
Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?
No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.
And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”
But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.
Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.
Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.
Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to
Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies
And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick
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yes. finally. for fucks sake.
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(via tiresome)baby deer are in my top three favorite baby animals ever
disastrous to put animals and humans on the same level DISASTROUS TO PUT ANIMALS AND HUMANS ON THE SAME LEVEL DISASTROUS TO PUT ANIMALS AND HUMANS ON THE SAME LEVEL DISASTROUS TO PUT ANIMALS AND HUMANS ON THE SAME LEVEL
“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
oh look, a meme about my cooking